I like my women like I like my pancakes: stacked three high and covered in buttery syrup.  I’ve never had the pleasure of banging three gals at once, but mark my words, before the ends comes I will make it happen.  Some people pay monthly into life insurance; I pay monthly into my hooker foursome fund.

You guys be the bricks, I’ll provide the mortar

Yep, once my investments mature, I’m on a plane to Amsterdam.  I can’t wait.  I can see it now: me walking into the classiest whore house I can find smoked out of my skull, smacking down my huge wad of cash, and telling– (continue reading…)