Fucking food?
by davycockett on Feb.01, 2010, under Video Teat
We’ve all seen American Pie; consequently we’ve all thought about sticking our dicks in warm food. Sadly, a few of us have even gone all the way with an assortment of microwavable dishes; and even more pitiful, a select handful of us have burnt our peckers to shit by thrusting our cocks in piping hot meals. Ouch!
From what I gather, women have it much easier masturbating with food than us fellas. Hell, all they need is a something is with a little stiffness to it, like a cucumber, the feelings of the eatable be damned (as seen above). Urban–– legend has it that hotdogs are a female favorite. Personally, if I had a vag gash, I’d probably go for something like a carrot in a condom or a bundle of celery wrapped tightly in plastic. You know, something I wouldn’t be temped to eat after the fact.
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