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Finger lickin’ Milfs, good

by on Feb.25, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

So, she has a square jaw, a steely gaze, man mouth, and looks like a linebacker if you blur your eyes a little bit.  Big deal.  Biologically, she’s a 100% female.  And guess what, she’s rabid for hot cock spunk.  Will you give it to her, she wonders as she sucks on those digits, each one no doubt flavored by epic fingerbanging and tobacco rolling.

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The above clip is from the flick Milf Does A Brotha Good, and I gotta say as titles go, this one is right on the money.  Straight up, chesty mothers and black über snake go together like eggs and toast, but with the former involving more yoke.  If this action isn’t your thing, no worries; at least now you know what to get your mom for mother’s day.

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Teen lesbians: dive, dive, dive

by on Feb.19, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

I’m gonna level with you: I’m not a terribly picky dude, and when it comes to lesbians, I like ‘em big, I like ‘em old, I like ‘em nasty, I like ‘em rainbow, and of course, I like ‘em barely legal.  Do I have a favorite?  You know what, I don’t know.  It all depends on what kind of mood I’m in really.

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The above clip is from Teen Lesbian Stories, and frankly, today being Friday, I am just in the right spirits for some hardcore pretty and petite muff divers diving.  Look at that wee lass munch fur pie!  Now that’s how one gets a hairball, but hell, it’s worth hacking up a grisly mess later on to face love that friendly beaver.  Wouldn’t you agree?

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Fillin’ up the tank

by on Feb.14, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

What do you do when the tank is empty?  You fill it up.  That’s logic you can’t argue with, and what’s true for cars must also be true for women, especially women who are also measured by tonnage.  You find a fatty with an empty pussy or anus…  Do I really need to spell it out for you, fellas?

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The above clip taken from Fat & Fifties is a perfect example of working hole not for bragging rights, not for ego, not your country, honor, money, food or any other such non-sense: it’s working hole– (continue reading…)

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Mother and daughter bond over a bone

by on Feb.11, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Have you ever had a girlfriend who had a hot mom, a milf of a stellar sexual quality?  I have.  And trust me when I tell you, at the time there was nothing in this world that I wanted more than to bang the both of them in one nasty session.  Kinky, I know.  Still, that’s one fantasy that still tops my bucket list.

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I’m curious to know if the situation ever actually presented itself would I be able to rise to occasion and not be bothered by the obvious moral quagmire.    The above clip from Fuck My Mom & Me 8, although great– (continue reading…)

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Art is fun

by on Feb.09, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Check out the below clip from the movie Art Core.  Pretty smokin’, eh.  That being said, I want to know, exactly, what fucking art school is being depicted here; furthermore, what is its admission policy?  From what I can tell, being a tight Asian or a hung fella doesn’t hurt your chances of getting in, that’s for fucking sure.

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All joking aside, I truly dig these art house porno flicks.  One part kooky idea, one part banging beaver, all fun: what’s there not to like about them, seriously.  It might not be high art, but then again, what is?  Have you seen what passes for art these days?  A pile of garbage—that’s art.  A giant hamburger—that’s art.  A photograph– (continue reading…)

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…and then along came Ron Jeremy

by on Feb.07, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Here’s the situation.  There you are, happily banging a fatty with a friend of yours, sharing her mouth as a sort of seed spittoon.  And then along comes Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog himself, and guess what—he wants in.  Obviously being a fella that doesn’t mind sharing, you give him the green light.

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With Mr. Jeremy featured in thousands of movies and many of them orgy themed, this situation has probably played out at least a couple of dozen times.  What I would like to know is how does it feel to– (continue reading…)

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Orgies, much better than barbeques

by on Feb.03, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

Why go through the trouble of cooking food on the grill, when you can cook up some good old fashioned gangbanging with your neighbours instead.  Handing your wife or girlfriend over to horny Steve from next door, now that’s what I call being a generous host.  That fact that he’ll fuck her in the ass, well, you’ve just become a veritable saint.

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As seen in the above clip from Cream Pie Orgy, group sex is all the rage at today’s cocktail gatherings.  What’s a couple of dicks and cunts between friends?  Yeah, those jizz stains on the couch will come– (continue reading…)

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In a perfect world…

by on Feb.02, 2010, under Adult Video Reviews

…bisexuality for women would be mandatory!  And I don’t mean just drunken kisses at the bar, I mean full-on nose up asshole, tongue in vag, über girl on girl cunnilingus fornication, swapping pussy juice and tit sweat, bashing clams until the whole universe smells like a wharf.

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And as seen in the above clip from Her First Older Woman 2, age difference between two adults is a bonus rather than a negative.  I think it’s hot seeing a seasoned veteran shown a few new tricks by a new eager beaver; and vice versa, seeing a newbie shown the old-school skills of a mature slit worshiper.  Mmmmmm, I like.

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