Pubes: Can you dig it?
by davycockett on Jan.26, 2010, under Fuck-toids
I’m not going to lie to you: I’m a bush man. LOVE THAT BEAVER! That being said, I can also appreciate a finely shaved clam; though, all things being equal, I’d take a muff pie over a bald bird any day of the fucking week. Furry pussy, you are divine.
I don’t know what’s wrong with people today, saying big hair down there is gross, unclean and shit. Yeah, sure, those hairs can trap in a few errant scents, but hey, that’s half the point. I want to KNOW I’m–– eating vag when I’m eating vag. I want to come up for air with my nose smelling like a god damn fish stick, my lips perfumed like salmon leftovers. Buy hey, that’s just me.
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