Archive for January 21st, 2010
Um, Will You Marry Me?
by davycockett on Jan.21, 2010, under Fuck-toids
You find a woman who has boobs that dang to her knees, you marry her—no questions asked! You grab a cab, make a B-line to City Hall, and get that shit on paper. All your problems, solved; they’ve just been crushed by 80 pounds of titty-fucking mammary splendor!
You got a wife like this, nothing, and I mean nothing is going to get you down. Alien invasion, that’s cool; I can fuck my wife’s cleave while we’re in separate rooms. Famine, no problem, there’s enough– (continue reading…)


