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Um, Will You Marry Me?

by davycockett on Jan.21, 2010, under Fuck-toids

You find a woman who has boobs that dang to her knees, you marry her—no questions asked!  You grab a cab, make a B-line to City Hall, and get that shit on paper.  All your problems, solved; they’ve just been crushed by 80 pounds of titty-fucking mammary splendor!

Impressed?  You should see my other boobs

Impressed? You should see my other boobs

You got a wife like this, nothing, and I mean nothing is going to get you down.  Alien invasion, that’s cool; I can fuck my wife’s cleave while we’re in separate rooms.  Famine, no problem, there’s enough– (continue reading…)

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