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Now cook me dinner!

by digitgidget on Jan.19, 2010, under The Girl-nasium

Okay, so can a shaved head lesbian be a little old-fashioned?  Is it crazy for me to expect my ladies to spend a good portion of their time in the kitchen cooking up crazy complicated dish for yours truly?  Hey, pussy is like Chinese food, I’m still hungry even after I eat a whole slew of it.

The turkey baster?  What turkey baster?

Turkey baster? What turkey baster?

The moral of this story: horny women are allowed to be sexist to other horny women if there’s a meal involved, especially if–– that meal is following a vulva and clitoral feast.  Hey, desert is important, cherry pie is particularly important, it being my favorite dish.  You may ask: “Digit, but you’re a woman.  Why don’t you make your own damn snack?”  It’s simply, I’m fucking lazy.

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