The Perfect Vagina, She Has One!
by davycockett on Jan.11, 2010, under The Girl-nasium
I look at porn all day long–it’s my job, I do for 40 hours a week—and you’d think I’d get sick of it after a while, and to tell you the truth, there are the days that I drag my ass getting work, loathing the thought of yet another epic smut submersion, but, without fail, I make it to my desk, and then, if I’m lucky, it happens: the perfect vagina, like the one featured in the below picture. Suddenly my chakras fall back into ball busting alignment and I’m good to go for the next little bit.
As if she needs to wet that dildo
Of course, I have to make my usually criticism. Eyes open girls; my masturbation requires a sight line to the soul. Sure, I can appreciate the fact that she’s in the throws of–– ecstasy, but let’s not forget why we’re all here, eh. Mr. Spanky comes first and Mr. Spanky needs ‘em peepers wide open, preferably in the expression of surprise. Like my Uncle Fart use to say, don’t shoot until you can see the whites of their eyes, and yes, he was talking about porno.
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