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I think I’ve got this masturbating thing figured out

by davycockett on Jan.07, 2010, under The Girl-nasium

You gotta appreciate this girl’s MacGyver how to.  Look at her go: piston-fired dildo working hole, industrial über vibrator working hood—damn her beautiful soul, the only thing that this cutie is missing is a rainbow forged electric butt plug and a pixie powered vacuum nipple puffer-out-er.

This should do it

This should do it

Yep, she’s a mechanic’s dream girl, an android’s true love, and–– a cyborg’s steely slut all wrapped up in one tightly packed little package.  If she goes through this much trouble to bust a clam, I wonder what kind of apparatuses are involved with her backend shenanigans.  I’m picturing a kerosene powered butt plug that could bolster a hurricane battered levee.

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    garryg

    looks like she could use some lube

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