My dear reads, curiosity indeed killed the cat—or at the very least, scared it psychologically for the rest of its life.  So learn from its mistake: DON’T SNOOP.  Trust me on this one: there are things that you don’t need to know!

Oh oh, this isn't a Christmas present

Going through someone’s email, Facebook, closet, etc, is like opening their physical mail: you don’t do it!   And if you do happen to go through that shit, don’t be surprised if you find something you don’t like, namely shit that– (continue reading…)

Romance is dead; it has been replaced by double vag, and you know what?  I couldn’t be happier.  Flowers, long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, the missionary position, these things are for pussies.  Fuck that noise!  I’d gladly take an über crammed cunt busting sideways with steely cocks any fucking day of the week over real intimacy and all that horseshit.

The above being said, I don’t think I could personally share a femme hole with another dude, my dick skin smacking and rubbing against his, but I sure don’t mind watching that action go down.  I particularly enjoy– (continue reading…)