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How do you know when you’ve watched too much porn?

by davycockett on Jan.01, 2010, under Fuck-toids

First off, I outright reject the idea that too much of a good thing could possible be bad.  Yeah, sure, maybe if you’re an idiot too much money, sex, intelligence might fuck you up.  But for any dude with a head on his shoulders, the above saying simply does not apply.

73-inappropriate-pipeThat above being said, there comes a time, after a-many internet masturbation session, that ordinary objects all start looking like dicks, assholes, and boobs.  Frankly, I can’t leave my house without being constantly reminded of–– human bodies and their naughtier parts.  Clouds are soft albino jugs, drain pipes are ghastly über cocks, tunnel entrances are inviting assholes, and yes, bushes are, well, Europeans.  Is this a bad thing?  No.  Is this a side effect of being a porn enthusiast?  Most fucking certainly!

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