First off, I outright reject the idea that too much of a good thing could possible be bad.  Yeah, sure, maybe if you’re an idiot too much money, sex, intelligence might fuck you up.  But for any dude with a head on his shoulders, the above saying simply does not apply.

That above being said, there comes a time, after a-many internet masturbation session, that ordinary objects all start looking like dicks, assholes, and boobs.  Frankly, I can’t leave my house without being constantly reminded of– (continue reading…)