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Porn: simplicity in a complicated world

by davycockett on Dec.19, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker

There’s no way around it, modern life is intricate and complex.  First you gotta worry about getting laid, then paying your bills, your health, some mad fucking nut-job with his finger on the doomsday button.  It’s a shit-show, no doubt about it, but at least in the eye of this hurricane of crap, there is peace—its name is porn and yes, it is an oasis.

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I don’t know about you, but when I’m milking voluminous nuts to an über naughty video I’m not thinking about the stormy weather, my bitching girlfriend, that pile of dirty laundry I have to do—no, I’m thinking–– about two things: slow stroke or fast stroke.  That’s it.  As seen in the above clip from Serial Fuckers 29, the porn universe is only concerned with the ins and outs of, well, ins and outs.  Penis goes in, penis goes out, end of story, a happy ending at that.

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