The Hungry Bum, as dangerous as it is inviting
by blackbeltjones on Dec.16, 2009, under Fuck-toids
Black Belt Jones in the house, and I’m ‘er to talk to yous about the hungry bum, also known as the bottomless ass and the cornhole of many bites. This most accommodating of female orifices is infamous for being the black hole of fuckable cavities, and may very well be a gateway to another mother fucking dimension. Straight up, a man can lose himself in one of these damn stinks, so don’t say you haven’t been warned.
How do I knows this, you may be axing yourself. Well, I been trapped inside a hungry bum for the past month, floating around in the rectal ether as it were, my only comfort being that I died the way–– I lived, balls deep in bitch sphincter. Luckily, I was able to escape the anal void by cunning and many mother fucking pains, much in the same way that Boba Fett was eventually able to dig his way out of the bowls of the dreaded Sarlacc (according to the books). Yeah son, it wasn’t pretty. But I’m back, and hornier than ever. BLAT BLAT!
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