Megan Fox, you can’t act, but…
by davycockett on Dec.15, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma
Okay, granted, you and Shia are part of Hollywood’s sinister conspiracy to systematically ruin my generation’s cherished childhood memories. And yes, you can’t act worth a damn. But I’m willing to overlook these glaring faults in light of your boobs and ass and that bitch nose.
What's, like, over there?
Yeah, you can tell she’s a total cunt, that behind her flirty smile is a venomous nag about to break your balls over nothing. I called this truism the first time I saw her face. I said to myself, “Now here’s an evil twat who gonna fool the entire world into believing she’s Betty from next door.” And my predication–– has pretty much come to pass, with the huge success of the Transformer movies.
I'm, like, shiny and stuff
Well, at least as a consolation prize for having my happy childhood place sacked by your vapid on-screen persona, I can flap to your admittedly stellar bod, despite the fact that I’ll hate myself after the deed is done.
I’m, like, squinting now. White rooms are bright and junk
Yeah, I’ll jerk to you, even when most of you ain’t you, but I won’t like it.
My boobs are different now. Opps, they did it again
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