Apparently pubic hair doesn’t grow in Hollywood
by davycockett on Dec.12, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma
I don’t know about you, but I like my pussy hairy. Sure, I’ve got nothing against shaved, shaved is also good, but given the choice I’d rather cram a full-on muff paddy, its coarse continuance dancing along my dick-skin, than plow a sheered field of razor burn and crotch stubble. But hey, that’s just me.
Just look at how silly—even messy–these three slits look, fame and baldness be damned. And these gals have pussy support, a whole legion of groomers and stylistics at their beck and call. And what do they have to–– show for it, chicken skin and drunken giggles. This is what happens when you surround yourself with sycophants: your bad ideas become unflattering front page vagina, which is one sad sad oxymoron.
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