Banging your buddy’s old-ass mom
by davycockett on Dec.11, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker
She’s old, has wrinkles, is nearsighted as hell, and has a beaver which can only be describes as wanting—but fuck, what can you do—your best friend’s mom needs hard dickings too. Who are you not to give her the pole ride of the century? Sure, you might feel a little sheepish the next time you see her. Hey, that’s what booze is for.
The above clip is from the very frisky German film OMA 182: Die Alte Sau!—whatever the fuck that means. My guess it translates into something to do with loose skin, random-ass hairs, and failing teeth. In any case, I’m–– not ashamed to admit that I’m sporting a full on über schlong at the moment, as hard as it is lengthy. I guess I’m one of those guys you wouldn’t want to leave unsupervised at your family’s cougar reunion.
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