Another Top 6 Fuck Faces
by davycockett on Dec.06, 2009, under Fuck-toids, Video Teat
6. The Olde Tyme Fuck Face: One part Charlie Chaplin, one part frontal lobotomy, the olde tyme fuck face was the go-to expression of orgasmic bliss back in the roaring 20s, or as my Grandpa Fart use to call them, the whoring 20s.
Attagirl!
5. The Could-Be-Yawning Fuck Face: She hasn’t moved an inch in the past 10 minutes, and then suddenly this reaction: is it a yawn, or the tell-tale clitoral O-face? Only the Sandman knows for sure.
I just had the strangest dream
4. The Thom Yorke Fuck Face: It’s angry, it’s sad, it’s British and bad teeth, it’s a wet hamster being electrified, whatever the case, all involved are waiting for it to end, or the end of the world. Whatever comes first.
Bloody 'ell
3. The Pavarotti Fuck Face: Is that the sounding of angelic horns, no, that’s a vibrato nut busting forth both sonically and seminally. Insert spunky halo.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2. The Stephan Hawking Fuck Face: All muscle control is totally and unapologetically clusterfucked, but on the upside, you might suddenly have a profound insight into the inner workings of the universe.
![[affirmative] [cumming] [E=MC cubed] [aldgjasldfadsoigadfga]](http://blog.adultrental.com/files/2009/12/faceface2.jpg)
...cumming... ...E=MC cubed... ...aldgjasldfadsoigadfga... ...a.f.f.i.r.m.a.t.i.v.e...
1. The Van-God-Damnit Fuck Face: Once again JCVD takes the top spot. Completely mad, totally blind, homoerotic, neck snapping, split doing, Belgian, and blood soaked, he’s a fuck face ringer if there ever was one.
Kumite, Kumite, Kumite!
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