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What’s the point of fucking in the dark?

by davycockett on Dec.05, 2009, under Fuck-toids

Seriously!  You could be drilling a hole in the mattress, and depending on the sensitivity of your little feller, not even know it.  Besides, seeing the action as it unfolds before your eyes is half the fucking point.  I don’t know about you, but I like seeing the whites of their eyes as I thrust hard for all that is good and spunky.

jokeEven if it’s in the middle of the night, and you’re going for a rollover-fuck, half asleep, half piss boner, I’m reaching for the lamp with one hand as I lube up Mr. Wake-N-Splat with the other.  It’s just common fucking–– sense, people.  Even if I happen to have a bush pig in my buggery pen, I still need the skin montage flickering across my corneas, feeding the pervy fires inside.  But hey, I guess I’m just romantic that way.

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