Get your threesomes right
by davycockett on Dec.05, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker
There are two major types of threesomes: one is badass, the other is somewhat less badass. Naturally, you want the former over that latter. The below clip from 1 Whore + 1 More = 2 Chicks on 1 Dick 2 (how’s that for a title) exemplifies a textbook BADASS threesome. Straight up, it’s a spitting, snarling, cursing, thrusting clusterfuck, and it’s hard to tell where body begins and another ends. Top Marks.
The other kind of threesome, the lesser one, is characterized by politeness, shyness, and general sheepishness. Sure, it’s still badass, threesomes being inherently so, but it lacks the no-holds-bared awesomeness of–– a full-blown mixer. Frankly, it’s easy to spot the difference between the two. A word of advice: if you find yourself in a less than glorious 2 plus 1 or a 1 plus 2, add alcohol. Problem solved.
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