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Paris in Paris

by davycockett on Dec.03, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma

Not all photochops are created equal, the below pic being on one side of the spectrum, your girlfriend’s face inserted on a cat’s body being on the other side.  Obviously, someone put a lot of work in this Paris cut and paste job, even had the comedic sense to put the Eiffel Tower in the backdrop.  Yep, this rip is practically flawless to the untrained eye; its perfection being its only give away.

I hate you... but yeah, I'd still do you

I hate you... but yeah, I'd still do you

Sure, Paris is one spoiled bitch who deserves whatever hellish retribution she’ll get in the afterlife, and personally I can’t stand the cunt: that being said, I’d still put my dick in her mouth and blow uber–– jets of cum down her well worn esophagus.  Yeah, I’d loath myself after the fact, but a nut is a nut is a nut, and its wish, sometimes sadly, is my command.

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