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I’ll take the one on the left: and I’ll tell you why

by davycockett on Dec.02, 2009, under Fuck-toids

Sure, the one on the right is a living breathing shitting real girl, fully functional and self powered, has a heartbeat, soul, and all that garbage, and I bet her pussy feels real nice, but here’s the problem as I see it, why I say pass: the eternal fucking headache!  “I want romance, I want money, I want to sleep in the bed too, I was commitment.”  Fuck that noise.

 Life preserver and nut receptacle: this one’s a no-brainer

Life preserver and nut receptacle: this one’s a no-brainer

The Doll, on the other hand, is the very idea of low-maintenance; just hose her off every now and then, and that’s it, she’s good to go.  Naturally, you might want to keep the double-dates to a minimum, but–– as long as your fuck-dummy doesn’t meet a wish granting Blue Fairy, like in Pinocchio, you’re set—you got yourself hassle-free orgasms for today, tomorrow, and everyday thereafter.

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