Her asshole is worked in and ready, winking at you with its cyclopean peek hole.  She pulls her cheeks apart and gives you the thumbs up.  You re-slick your stick.  Steady now.  One wrong calculation and you could quickly end up in boring pink and she could call off the whole experiment.  The pressure is on.

Hey Honey, this might smart a little

Fire in the hole!  You commit, thrusting your throbbing manhood balls deep in blissful rump.  Damn, that’s a tight fit.  She clenches twice to let you know that the rest of her is still there.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think– (continue reading…)

Don’t get me wrong, I’m as lazy as it comes, especially if my dick is out.  That being said, there comes a point where common sense and decency must override laziness.  So if she’s going through the trouble of blocking her windpipe with your dirty cock, be a sweetheart, drop your drawers.

Dude in the above clip from Snatch Shot 1: textbook bad form.  Of course, every rule has its exceptions.  Say you’re getting a quick BJ in some less than empty alleyway: in this situation it’s alright to keep your– (continue reading…)