Behind the scenes at Rivendell
by davycockett on Nov.29, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker
If it’s the one thing that my imagination has taught me: all elves are big sluts. It was a happy day when I came to this grand realization. There I was, watching The Fellowship of the Ring in the theater—masturbating in my pocket—and suddenly it struck me like a bag a bricks, that behind closed doors, these dexterous pointy eared darlings on screen must be kinky mother fuckers in the sack, with their magic toys and limitless endurance. Straight up, pixies and other fairy folk: Horny buggers the lot of ‘em.
Somehow this was lost on the rest of the audience as I busted my four nut with my more than buttery hand. I recall, after the show, getting my soggy ass home for round five, but this time the gloves were coming off. Happily, I let–– my mind’s eye take a breather and I made a B-line to my computer for some sweet sweet internet Hentai. Slutty Princess Diaries 3, the same film that the above clip is from, was first on deck for that epic session. To be honest, everything after that is kind of a blur now. Needless to say, at that point in time, I was extremely dehydrated.
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