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The toothless blowjob, a case study

by davycockett on Nov.28, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker

So, you’re no Casanova: that doesn’t mean you can’t get laid or get a quality blowjob.  Sure, you’re gonna have to cut some corners, go a little older, or fatter, or even toothless, as displayed in the below clip from 40+ and Humming.  Frankly, in my books, toothless is definitely the way to go given the option.  And I’ll tell you why:

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Well, I really have only one point to make here: no sharp objects.  Any dude that has ever had his cock sucked will tell you, once in a while your sensitive dick head will hit or perhaps scrap hard enamel.  Hey, you know what I’m talking–– about.  It ain’t pretty, but it’s the cost of doing business.  Now, if circumstance, time, hard living, has removed those pesky incisors, canines, and molars out of the equation, well son, your schlong can rest easy as it does its oral jitterbug.  Naturally, this is not something you’d put on your resume, but trust me on this one, if you can stomach the whole “OMG, I’ve hit rock bottom” deal, you’re dick skin will thank you in the both the short and long run.

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