Art is a personal thing. Some people enjoy realism, others the abstract; me, I’m all about a giant heap of naked bitches, the more the merrier. Take the below photo for example, I’ll take this over a Rembrandt or Picasso any fucking day of the week. Why? Because I can masturbate to every fucking inch of its canvass, or, standing back, I can toss to it in its entirety.

One, two, three: NOW QUEEF!

Yes, I liken high human achievement with spankable vagina.  I think as a standard of beauty many-nude-ladies is hard to beat.  And scale is important.  Two nude hotties will always trump one nude hottie, and– (continue reading…)

So, you’re no Casanova: that doesn’t mean you can’t get laid or get a quality blowjob.  Sure, you’re gonna have to cut some corners, go a little older, or fatter, or even toothless, as displayed in the below clip from 40+ and Humming.  Frankly, in my books, toothless is definitely the way to go given the option.  And I’ll tell you why:

Well, I really have only one point to make here: no sharp objects.  Any dude that has ever had his cock sucked will tell you, once in a while your sensitive dick head will hit or perhaps scrap hard enamel.  Hey, you know what I’m talking– (continue reading…)