In picking a wife, there are many things to consider: does she make you happy, is she rich, does she mind your persistent and wondrous drunkenness, and most importantly, has she designated her anus love-hole number one?

Nothing quite portends a happy marriage than a bride that demands constant and categorical buggering.  If you’re one of the lucky souls to bag an all-anal-girlfriend, mark my words, you put a fucking ring– (continue reading…)

As a mother fucking ninja and as a mother fucking black man, I appreciate platinum blondes on so many levels, son.  First off, as a triple-black black-belt, I dig these girlie’s poetic motion, their limberness and general ass-kickery.  And as a black man, I value their lily ying to my low swinging yang.

Just look at this little Philly here from Sweet Little Baby Faces 2 takin’ ‘er medicines like a champ.  My only mother fucking criticism has to be dat de dick is in de wrong mothering fucking hole.  You know if– (continue reading…)