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Fake, real, whatever—I can still flap to this!

by davycockett on Nov.20, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma

It’s possible now to do practically anything you want to a photo without being one of those computer whizzes. If you can figure out how to use email, you can photochop Jessica Alba’s head on any random naked body, as seen below, and have realistic results. Now the question is: Can your dick tell the difference?

Keep on making awful movies, Alba, and we’ll be seeing the real thing before long

Keep on making awful movies, Alba, and we’ll be seeing the real thing before long

What I’m really talking about here is the Mind/Cock relationship; particularly, where does one end and the other begin.  Personally, I’m all Cock; my intellect has nothing on my loins.  Alba could–– be covered in horseshit and have a broken arm, as long as she’s naked, I’m tossing.  But hey, that’s me.  Any thoughts?

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