It’s possible now to do practically anything you want to a photo without being one of those computer whizzes. If you can figure out how to use email, you can photochop Jessica Alba’s head on any random naked body, as seen below, and have realistic results. Now the question is: Can your dick tell the difference?

Keep on making awful movies, Alba, and we’ll be seeing the real thing before long

What I’m really talking about here is the Mind/Cock relationship; particularly, where does one end and the other begin.  Personally, I’m all Cock; my intellect has nothing on my loins.  Alba could– (continue reading…)

Giving lesbians HUGE BOOBS is like buttering bacon—decadent, but I’ll take it.  Hell, make that a triple!  So when I saw the title of  the below clip, Lesbian Hooter Party, I immediately spunk me drawers and started working my noodle back to al dente and beyond for another go.

The person who said, too much of a good thing is bad, should be shot, stabbed, poisoned, and then drowned, given the full Rasputin.  The saying should be: too much of a good thing is hardly enough, or rather,– (continue reading…)