Showboating: we’re all really impressed, Jackass.
by davycockett on Nov.19, 2009, under Fuck-toids
The only thing worse than overhearing some dude brag that he slams snatch ten times a day or that he reams pussy—for hours on end—at 300 beats a minute is these claims actually being true. Nobody likes a show-off. It makes the rest of us fellas look bad. Hell, we’re doing our best, just because we’re lazy lovers, you don’t have to rub it our face.
Did Chuck Norris show you this one, asshole
There should be a rule: if you’re fucking Superman in the sheets, keep it to yourself. Hell, the lady you’re spoiling is gonna yap about it enough, you don’t need turn insult to injury. There should–– be another rule: only women should to have the sexual prowess of a pornstar in heat, not that I’m all about lowering the bar for us dudes, I’m just saying that unreasonable expectations are a bitch, especially when I’m doing my absolute fucking best just keeping the cum in my cock.
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