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Privacy, it’s relative

by davycockett on Nov.15, 2009, under Fuck-toids

Just because others around can’t see your what’s on your monitor, it doesn’t mean that you actually have privacy.  Same goes for surfing porn on your smartphone, which I suspect will become increasingly popular in the coming year.  So fellas, think about where you watch porn, and in public keep that dick hidden and tucked, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation, no pun intended.
Dude, I'm still right here!

Dude, I'm still right here!

This is like the classic burying-your-head-in-the-sand situation, which I seem to recall some large birds apparently do to avoid trouble: it doesn’t work, get real!  If you want that dirty–– all to yourself, my advise is to go home, lock the door to whatever room you’re in (after insuring said room is empty), and then, and only then, go to town.  It’s actually quite sad that I have to make this point.  What ever happened to common fucking sense.

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