So, you’ve become a lazy lover.  Hey man, it happens.  Hitting the same poon day in, day out, for years, can have that effect.  But I bet you can you still remember the days when you use to hit that pussy like a caveman on fire, like a coked-up Fred Astaire, like an anthropomorphic Viagra pill taking Viagra?  Yeah, those files haven’t been deleted.

What's the hold-up back there? Cum already!

Worry not, your less than enthusiastic soul.  You can relight that fire, those extinguished loins.  Step one:  Drugs.  This one’s a no-brainer.  Go to your doctor, get a script, and eat that shit for breakfast, lunch,– (continue reading…)

Black Belt Jones here.  I knows it’s been a while since I last gave you all a shout out.  I’ve been mother fucking busy with this and that, but mostly been tied up plowing this pile of bitches down in Miami, Florida.  Fuck son, there’s some hot numbers down there.  I’ve nearly broke my dick off in that town.

Anywho, I’m back and on the mend, and there’s nothing I like more than some blonde Philly taking long yards of double black anaconda to transition me back to work.  Look at dis cutie from Blacks in Blondes 2 finding– (continue reading…)