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Top 6 Fuck Faces

by davycockett on Nov.10, 2009, under Fuck-toids

6. Jizzed-in-my-Pants Fuck Face: This orgasm is characterized by sudden euphoria, body tremors, lip biting, lip curling, and yes, that all too familiar glazed over look to the eyes.  It’s a nut well busted indeed, but not always welcomed, especially if you don’t have a change of drawers handy.

Fuck, now I gotta sit in glue for the rest of the day

Fuck, now I gotta sit in glue for the rest of the day

5.  I-spunk-so-hard-it-hurts Fuck Face: Check out Arnie letting some seed fly.  Like the rest of his body, his dick is pumped to the max, and blows wads accordingly.  Naturally, this hurts: no one really wants a howitzer for a cock, despite being able to shoot shit out of the sky it.  Straight up, this shit is just painful.

If it bleeds, I can drill it

If it bleeds, I can drill it

4.  The-unmoored-eye Fuck Face: Multiple orgasms, they ain’t easy on the eyes, especially if you are predisposed to wandering peepers.  Look at this cross eyed slut.  Oh yeah, she’s feelin’ it.

error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error

error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error

3.  It’s-too-fucking-big Fuck Face: Some cocks are too big for their own damn good.  ‘Nuff said.

Vagina tightening, it can help

Vaginal tightening, here I cum

2.  Oh-fuck-I’m-blind Fuck Face: The eyes are wide open, but brain sees nothing; this fuck face is perhaps the most terrifying one out of the bunch.  It also happens to be one of the best there is.  Go figure.

U - S - A Cums A - O - K

U - S - A Cums A - O - K

1.  The-Shocker Fuck Face: Two in the pink, one in the stink, or vice versa, this fuck face always produces quite the countenance, as seen here with Hillary Clinton taking a couple of Billy’s digits in her gash and a Cuban cigar in her shitter.  This fuck face is usual accompanied by the fuck scream, which is whole other story.

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