6. Jizzed-in-my-Pants Fuck Face: This orgasm is characterized by sudden euphoria, body tremors, lip biting, lip curling, and yes, that all too familiar glazed over look to the eyes.  It’s a nut well busted indeed, but not always welcomed, especially if you don’t have a change of drawers handy.

Fuck, now I gotta sit in glue for the rest of the day

5.  I-spunk-so-hard-it-hurts Fuck Face: Check out Arnie letting some seed fly.  Like the rest of his body, his dick is pumped to the max, and blows wads accordingly.  Naturally, this hurts: no one really wants a howitzer for a cock, despite being able to shoot shit out of the sky it.  Straight up, this shit is just painful.

If it bleeds, I can drill it

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I like looking at a beaver and it being a beaver, not merely some honeyed slit.  Give me bush, let that bush start two inches below the bellybutton, wrap around the gash, fan-out around the asshole, and  stretch halfway up to the small of her back.  And let it stink like a salty armpit all the way around.  That’s was sex is about, dropping pretenses and going feral.

Take a good long look at this girl’s hairy undercarriage (from ATK Natural & Hairy 10).  Now imagine what this strip of heavenly delight would be like if it– (continue reading…)