Envy, it’ll kill ya
by davycockett on Nov.09, 2009, under The Girl-nasium
They don’t call envy the green monster for nothing. A beast it truly is, and green, like the Hulk, smashing through shirts and buildings alike. Envy will tear a man up inside until there’s nothing left but hate, depression, and ultimately, despair. That’s why when you come across something you want—that you want so fucking bad—that somebody else has, just let it go. Holding on to that shit, well, it’ll kill ya.
Don’t worry, his third Genie wish will definitely backfire
The above being said, freeing that seed of envy from your pith isn’t as easy as it sounds. I find that the best way to cope with this shit is to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Be a booze hound the–– likes of which has rarely been seen this side of a Viking ship. Hit that bottle like you would ream the vaginas of these two barely legal cuties.
Yep, Drink up, son. It’ll soothe that kink in your loins. Drink up, fella, it’ll put some hair on your soul.
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