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Fur Pie or Hairless? The Debate Rages On

by davycockett on Nov.08, 2009, under Fuck-toids

I don’t know about you, but I’m a man who values variety.  Even if I had the option of eating the finest steak every night of the week, I couldn’t do it, not for any sustainable length of time, and I’m a fully blooded carnivore.  I would still need to punctuate my red meat with the occasion fowl.  And the same goes for my pussy!

shaving-beaver-710312I can’t devour bald bird month in, month out; I need some fucking beaver in my diet too.  In my books, it is either or.  There’s no middle ground.  Nothing is harder on the cock than twat stubble, or as I refer to it as: shaft-shredder.  Ouch!  Those–– fucking titty hairs are like steel wool on Mr. Penis Head.  So here’s how I like to do it: for one month, shave that gash twice, three times a day; and then for the next three months, grow that shit out, make it large, fro it out; and then repeat.  It practically makes it a new thing three, four times a year, which is just about right.

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