What’s a nut or two between friends?  Well, something like this.  Man-o-man, look at the one on your left, her cocksucker’s stare.  They say a picture is worth a thousands words; in this case, I would have to disagree.  If anything, this particular image mumbles, you know, the sound one makes when their mouth is sealed with riled-up ball-skin.

Eh, what are you lookin' at! I'm a scrotum-zombie, so what?

Look, they even have the same face piercing.  How cute.  Obviously these two BFFs have a lot in common, like the cock that they are currently sharing.  They must be– (continue reading…)

Without question, my biggest pet peeve is calling a girl who has colored her hair reddish “a redhead.”  Total bullshit!  Even if the twat in question has dyed both her eyebrows and eyelashes crimson—and is speckled with burgundy freckles—I can tell, right away, that she’s a fake, a lie, a forgery, and has not only done a crime against all of ginger-kind, but has also insulted god, who also happens to be a huge fan of the fiery bush.

Every man, once in their life, has to draw a line in the sand, and make a stand for what’s honest and right.  This is my line that I’ll– (continue reading…)