Today Tyra Banks is featuring on her daytime show Lauren Williams, a woman with two vaginas, both of which apparently are fully functional.  Jesus!  I wonder what her orgasms, plural, must be like?  Furthermore, who’s the lucky fella that gets to plow her sloppy twins, and what the fuck is that like?

Tyra, it kind of looks like an electrical outlet down there, grounded

More questions: are they side by side, or one on top of each other; or are they randomly placed, one slit other there, another around the corner?  Is Tyra gonna eat that shit out? Will she go back for seconds?  Whatever the– (continue reading…)

Perhaps I’m alone on this, but Midgets, I think, plow good.  Look at this little fucker go, riding buddy’s cock as if it were a pogo stick.  To be completely honest, I’ve always had a thing for dwarf, elf, and hobbit kind.  I recall having a massive boner the first time I watched The Fellowship of Ring, thinking to myself, “Man, I would love to sow some seed in the Shire.”

Yep, Tridget the Midget here is pretty darn special.  Have I mentioned that she’s also a squirter, albeit to the scale of her diminutive stature.   I also like the– (continue reading…)