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Mother Nature, funnier than you think

by davycockett on Nov.01, 2009, under Fuck-toids

Am I seeing things or does that tree not only have a big dick, but has a lower, smaller dick fucking the bigger dick’s balls?  This isn’t a photochop, people.  You are actually beholding one helluva experimental, self-fucking maple.  Mother Nature, I always knew you were a dirty bitch!  Good on ya.

Now you’ll think twice before you reach for that Maple Syrup

Now you’ll think twice before reaching for that Maple Syrup

I wonder what the trees neighboring this tree think: fuck, dude, get a room; we’re, like, right here, man; if I wasn’t rooted I’d be all over that!  Whatever the–– case may be, if this picture gives you trouser lumber, you may be more than a tree hugger.  You sir, are a tree fucker, and I suggest you stay out of the wood lot behind my house.  That’s virgin flora and I intend to keep it that way.

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