Am I seeing things or does that tree not only have a big dick, but has a lower, smaller dick fucking the bigger dick’s balls?  This isn’t a photochop, people.  You are actually beholding one helluva experimental, self-fucking maple.  Mother Nature, I always knew you were a dirty bitch!  Good on ya.

Now you’ll think twice before reaching for that Maple Syrup

I wonder what the trees neighboring this tree think: fuck, dude, get a room; we’re, like, right here, man; if I wasn’t rooted I’d be all over that!  Whatever the– (continue reading…)

Perhaps I’ve grown weary of modern porn, with its perfectly manicured orifices and it’s digitally enhanced everything; perhaps I’m just a hippy when it comes to getting down to bumping uglies, but I likes my poon like I likes my burgers—with all the fixings!

This is way I often find myself surfing retro porn, particularly the European classics like this one: French Sex Delights.  There are no pretenses here, no fake orgasms or faux moans of– (continue reading…)