Masturbation, it’s important!
by davycockett on Oct.29, 2009, under Fuck-toids
This guy is my hero! Dude has his priorities straight. His fucking house is on fire, and it’s bad. Hell, he has to get evacuated through his god dawn apartment window. And look. Escaping with his life isn’t enough. For this guy, life without his 30 pound brick of porn simply isn’t worth the hassle of saving his own skin.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: the blueprints for the fucking Death Star better be on that hard drive. Nope, it’s just porn. But hey, masturbatory aids are–– important. It probably took buddy here years to amass his sprawling collection. I totally get why he’s risking his neck to salvage his jerk box from the inferno his home has become. I just wonder what he had said to the firefighters to let him bring it.
“Dudes, I’ll totally give you guys a copy.”
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