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What a waste of a suck

by davycockett on Oct.27, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker

This isn’t the first time I’ve written about the futility, the abject stupidity, of sucking off a fucking piece of plastic, but I feel that I need to reiterate myself, especially when suddenly confronted with a clip like this one where an otherwise AWE-INSPIRING blowjob is wasted on a gawd dawn doorstop.

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The above scene is taken from The Asylum, a particularly fantastic movie featuring Bondage, S&M, and everything fetish; it just a shame that the players within had to have a run-in with–– my biggest pet peeve.  I’m sure it’s not their fault that they must squander their oral awesomeness on an inanimate object.  Odds are it’s the director’s fault, being one of those dudes no doubt who takes his toys quite seriously.  At any rate, I hate to admit this, but this action is still pretty hot, despite my loud objections.  Round 12,985 goes to Mr. Penis, undefeated he remains.

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    tantrictemptress

    I have to agree. What’s the fucking point of sucking plastic?

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