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Sucking off a dildo: I don’t get it

by davycockett on Oct.22, 2009, under Fuck-toids

Okay, so how is giving a piece of plastic a blowjob suppose to be sexy; it’s not like it’s going to start moaning and bust some major nuts, yet this woman-on-inanimate object action is far from rare.  I see it all the time.  And frankly, it’s pissing me off!

I hope this photo doesn't affect my MENSA application

I hope this photo doesn't affect my MENSA application

There’s a dangerous shortage of proper blowjobs out there, so when I see a hearty suck WASTED on a fucking stick of rubber, I get angry.  Dudes, tell your–– friends, your ladies, any one that’ll listen to you, female mouths were made for smoking cum-cigars (and eatting mad pussy), not polishing plastic.  Spread the word, be evangelical about it, ‘cause one day, if we’re not careful, females may choose a fuck-bot’s penis over the real thing, less stink, more RPMs.  Could happen, man.

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