The Origins of the Milky Way—Exposed!
by davycockett on Oct.20, 2009, under Fuck-toids
Have you ever looked up into the sky and thought to yourself: Damn, it looks like some celestial dude just jizzed across the heavens! And later you were told that what you saw wasn’t the remnants of some godly spluge, but the 200 billion-odd stars of our Milky Way Galaxy. Well, I got some good new for ya, friend. Your original inklings were right on the money. Our sky is more spunky than starry, and this picture proves it!
God’s fat cock: what did you think it would like it?
At first, the scientist who spotted this cosmic fountainhead of galactic cum couldn’t believe their results, but what were they to do. They couldn’t dismiss all of this data and proof from their new fangled billion dollar eye-in-the-sky. “Yep, that’s Yahweh’s yang, alright,” the research–– team’s leader, John Green, soon said after inspecting the findings for the fourth time. “Hey, I know we men of facts are supposed to keep the whole supernatural thing out of the equation, but fuck, if we can’t call a spade a spade what the hell’s the point of observational study.”
Touché.
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