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Green Girls will play while Captain Kirk is away

by on Oct.10, 2009, under Adult Video Reviews

I don’t even have to ask, I know it as a fact that you’d hit the emerald snatch given the chance, especially if that veggie twat belonged to a horny bipedal babe from the planet poon.  Hey, if Captain Kirk can get away with it, why not you or me for that matter.  And as long as she doesn’t devour us like a post-coitus femme fatale mantis, you know we’ll  be coming back for seconds.

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This clip is taken from Porn Stars from Mars and represents, in my opinion, one of the best qualities of–– porn: Silliness.  Life is serious, masturbation shouldn’t be.  Jerking off, and its inspirational aids, should be as ridiculous as the act itself when seen by a second party.  Therefore, green girls are one small spank for man, one giant spluge for spank-kind.

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