Awful Tattoos are Totally Badass
by davycockett on Oct.08, 2009, under Fuck-toids
We’ve all seen them and some of us have them: shitty tattoos, ones that just scream DOUCHE BAG! Granted, bad tattoos are pretty common these days; by enlarge most tats that I’ve seen are mediocre at best and merely bordering on stupid. But then there’s the truly atrocious, shit so gawd damn appalling that they’re actually awesome. Cast in point, the below piece:
Gay Mer-men nestled between pillars of cocks in mid-ejaculation: I’m not gay, but frankly this is the best fucking ink I’ve ever seen. Hey, anybody can pull off a tribal design etched on–– their shoulder; it takes Herculean balls to pull off this shit. Personally, it’s not my style. I’m more likely to get a tat like this:

ALF comes from the planet Melmac. Melmac’s global motto is “Are you going to finish that sandwich.” GENUS!
I could also see myself sporting this work of art:
And this is what I would get if, you know, I had a vagina:
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