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Awful Tattoos are Totally Badass

by davycockett on Oct.08, 2009, under Fuck-toids

We’ve all seen them and some of us have them: shitty tattoos, ones that just scream DOUCHE BAG!  Granted, bad tattoos are pretty common these days; by enlarge most tats that I’ve seen are mediocre at best and merely bordering on stupid.  But then there’s the truly atrocious, shit so gawd damn appalling that they’re actually awesome.  Cast in point, the below piece:

This isn’t the Chinese symbol for Warrior

This isn’t the Chinese symbol for Warrior

Gay Mer-men nestled between pillars of cocks in mid-ejaculation: I’m not gay, but frankly this is the best fucking ink I’ve ever seen.  Hey, anybody can pull off a tribal design etched on–– their shoulder; it takes Herculean balls to pull off this shit.  Personally, it’s not my style.  I’m more likely to get a tat like this:

ALF comes from the planet Melmac.  Melmac’s global motto is “Are you going to finish that sandwich.”  GENUS!

ALF comes from the planet Melmac. Melmac’s global motto is “Are you going to finish that sandwich.” GENUS!

I could also see myself sporting this work of art:

Spare the belt, ruin the child

Spare the belt, ruin the child

And this is what I would get if, you know, I had a vagina:

Having sex with Chong’s chin---apparently it get you high too

Having sex with Chong’s chin---apparently it get you high too

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