If men used masturbatory hardware, would it have graphics?
by davycockett on Oct.05, 2009, under Fuck-toids
Dildos, vibrators, they come in all sizes, forms, textures, colors, and pattern; they’re for women (mostly) so no big surprise there. I’m actually surprised that they don’t come with more accessories, like little charms or ribbons which could be added on, attached at some location, for further aesthetic personalization. Looking at this girlie’s love tool, I can’t help wondering if men would be subject to the same kind of flare if we had an equivalent spank device.
Mine's cherry flavor
Currently, there’s a couple of male sex toys on the market that are halfway decent, the two biggies being the Fleshlight and Real Touch. Exteriorly, they’re pretty boring, coming in grey, white, and stainless steel, but–– take in mind that these are fairly new products and don’t have the rich and long history that the dildo possesses.
Your dick IS the batteries
That being said, if you could get an image of a flaming skull or a monster truck on one of these things, would you?
EKKKK, looks like a dick-grader
Personally, if I could own a mechanical vagina and have it made into the likeness of say ALF, everybody’s favorite Melmacian, I would always have the fucker on me—hell, I’d put in on a string and wear it like a bloody necklace. But hey, that’s just me.
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