Falling-off-the-couch masturabation
by davycockett on Sep.25, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker
Yes, I’ve done it. Luckily only no one was there to witness my glorious tumble. Dick in hand, pants at ankles, it wasn’t one of my proudest moments… but then again, maybe it was. If you’re gonna do something, you may as well go balls to the wall, or to the linoleum, as was the case when I took my spanky spill.
This foxy Milf from ATK Natural & Hairy 4 knows what I’m talking about. You gotta put your backbone in it: get freaky, the blood rushing to your head be damned. As in sex, you gotta–– mix it up or risk finding yourself in a masturbatory slump, like this trick I learned in yoga class where you put yourself in a half Nelson while sitting in the Mantis position. Trust me, both you and your ball will be hollering uncle in mere moments. Good times.
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