You gotta respect the British sense of humor.  Sure, it may at times be incomprehensible, drier than a witch’s twat, but every now and then they hit hilarity on the head with madcap consequence.  Case in point, professor from the University of Buckingham stated in a “tongue-in-check” article that “Curvy Students” are a “perk of the job.”

I state the obvious

No shit, Sherlock.  The odd thing about this declaration is that buddy felt that he had to write an entire paper about his “look, enjoy, but do not touch,” philosophy regarding this common fucking sense issue—and publish the darn thing!

Sure, in his thesis, he warns academics not to–– act on their fantasies, but who exactly is he talking to here?  Himself?  It appears so.  Naturally, he’s gotten a world of slack for his unnecessary article, from his peers and students alike, and I can’t help wondering what his wife thinks about his stance on hot coed girls.

Yeah, we're pretty sweet

A women’s’ officer for the NUS, the National Union of Students, said: “I am appalled that a university vice-chancellor should display such an astounding lack of respect for women.

“Regardless of whether this was an attempt at humour, it is completely unacceptable for someone in Terence Kealey’s position to compare a lecture theatre to a lap dancing club, and I expect that many women studying at Buckingham University will be feeling extremely angry and insulted at these comments.”

Whatever your personal feeling may be regarding this man’s ballsy public posture on pussy, one thing is sure: he certain looks the part of the horny university lecturer.  I’d be smiling too if I had tenure and couldn’t be fired for even the most gross lapse in judgment.   That being said, this just might be a case of Dr. Kearey being a–

Related posts:

1. British Beautician Cums 200 Times a Day, not Queen
2. Mature British Mothers, insatiable cock succubae?
3. Porn Appreciation 101: Where do I sign up?