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Sucking your own dick: Lock the fucking door, son!

by blackbeltjones on Sep.21, 2009, under Fuck-toids

BB Jones gonna level wit’ you: I’ve been known to suck my own mother fucking dick.  Hey, when you got a long 13 inches of joy, occasionally you’re gonna put it in your mouth; it reaches, why not.  Der be nothing gay ‘bout servicing yourself.  It be completely natural.  But first things first, lock the mother fucking door.  No one be needing to see dat!

Hopefully that's his wife and not his daughter

Hopefully that's his wife and not his daughter

Yoga Instructions: $90
Mouthwash: $6

Soap to wash your dirty dick with:  $3
Getting caught sucking your down cock with your knees at your temples:  Priceless!
For everything else, there’s traditional masturbation.

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