Ron Jeremy defies nemesis, Reality, once again!
by davycockett on Sep.17, 2009, under Porn Street Journal
Look at him, just fucking look at him! Are those grease stains on his T-shirt? Are those tear-away track pants he’s wearing in public? And what the hell is going on with his hair? Balding fat men shouldn’t grow out their curly side-locks and they shouldn’t sport waxy mustaches either. It’s just wrong. It’s just all so very wrong.
You’re facing the wrong way, ladies
But wait a minute: this dude has smashed more pussy than God.
Take that, universe governed by observable laws. Take that, human logic. Take that, fabric of reality. If I’m not mistaken, this picture–– may be proof that Ron Jeremy has dealt a fatal blow to the dimension that we call home. A contradiction of this magnitude, of this obscene potency, is sure to trigger paradox storm that will ripe this cosmos asunder. I knew the horse men of the apocalypse would be terrible to behold; I didn’t know that they’d also be hung like their very steeds (it kind of makes sense, though, now that I think about it).
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